Wax:
"...I say words are like guns. And if you don't believe that, well, check-fucking-mate, cocksucker."
- Tori Amos

Alex:
Amanda's rockin' mix tape.
NSYNC-Celebrity
C100

Amanda:
Amnesiac
Make Yourself
Strange Little Girls

Colleen:
Under the Pink
Navy Blues
The Great Escape
Robin & Jamie's mixtapes

Oldness. Change That Pad.

We Love:
The Lofters
Queer As Folk
The Wedge
Undeclared
Bandits (2x)
Sugar And Spice
Billy, Billy Elliot
Dude, Where's My Car?
J. Alfred Prufrock
Greece Trip 2002: V. Toronto

We Despise:
The Penny-Nazi
War
The Threat Of Nuclear Winter [who doesn't?]
No Greece for us.
Nickleback
 




Sunday, November 11, 2001

bitch. i was tired of waiting for a layout..?

- Amanda (12:39 a.m.)

Saturday, November 10, 2001

I QUIT; goodbye. change the password. adios, retards.

- colleen (05:48 p.m.)

Tuesday, November 6, 2001

so...how did everyone enjoy the season finale of queef last night?

oh...and had we kontinued watching shrek, not too far past where we stopped, eddie murphy said pheromones. yep.

- colleen (06:10 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 31, 2001

Hey! That's not fair. My post was at 10:46 am, and yours was 10:47, but yours is first! Stupid asexual esophagus.

- Amanda (10:42 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

l;fjfg

- (03:57 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

Yes. I said it loud on purpose because capitalism DID steal my virginity. Also, Smith encourages sucking?

- Amanda (10:46 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

amanda jsut giggled from over there. i think she jsut read pheromones.

- colleen (10:47 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

Hello. I much prefer "The Great Escape" to "Parklife". It's super. Sanks Leen. Also, I don't care about =RAND() and what not. Perhaps a walk outside or Kraft Dinner would be fitting. Oh yeah. Selling yearbooks at lunchtime. Is it just me, or is this room cold on purpose. You know, chests and stuff. Ick.

- Amanda (10:46 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

ok. amanda just hollered "what? capitalism stole my virginity?" across the computer lab, in answer to my NOT AS LOUD query "hey, did you see that video?" oh amanda....

fuck! there's that cursed 'ok' again!

- colleen (10:43 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 30, 2001

"i'll let mr. smith fondle me for a bit if you go take my math test..."-alex

- colleen (10:39 a.m.)

Monday, October 29, 2001

I think I should start doing my homework in math class. Stupid numbers. I hate math. And I think that math hates me back.

Back to "studying"

- alex (09:38 p.m.)

Friday, October 26, 2001

Hal Sparks is Zoltan? LMFAO!!!!! This movie rocks.

- alex (10:28 p.m.)

Friday, October 26, 2001

you guys suck and i'm gonna stop posting soon. i have suspended most of my own posting on my own pita in order to liven things up around here, but you guys are too busy SUCKING to post.

suckers.

- colleen (10:43 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 23, 2001

you yearbook people are silly. make love YEARBOOKS, not war.

- colleen (09:05 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 23, 2001

Ugh. My head is spinning. I came back from working on what was supposed to be layouts with a creeping headache. I hate not knowing how to do things. Layouts. Fuck. Thursday is layout teaching day. You are all welcome. Please come.

Amanda. "You know who's" getting a little antzy. Apparently there's still some hostility. It was all "Well if she didn't want to do it then she should tell us and we'll get someone else". Right. I'll tell you more later. It's almost getting to the point where I don't want to mention names here, just in case someone reads it. Again, I'll tell you later.

- alex (05:28 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 23, 2001

today, we went to take another grad foto. we went to the visiting theodore tugboat replica. and i thought it was enough trouble walking down the street to the fairview inn last week. oh children, it was chaos.

first of all, they got a bus...however a bunch of people had their kars. schoolboard rules prohibit anyone from driving anyone other than themselves. this rule was largely and totally ignored. alex drove us down. the road to where theodore is docked is twisty and dangerous. this did not stop most kars from going 80...HELLO? with the lahave river on one side, and a dozen sharp twists and turns before we kan reach our destinaton....

it was skary. but alex is a good driver, and refrained from such shenanigans. we got there and walked down to the water. boarding the little tug involved walking up a plank and then jumping 5 feet to the boat. colleen was wearing platforms. i wedged my arse into the front of the boat and...TO BE KONTINUED...

- colleen (02:15 p.m.)

Sunday, October 21, 2001

cherakee, i smell an xmas present for your mother... [courtesy of laura mcwhora]

- colleen (08:35 p.m.)

Sunday, October 21, 2001

oh my GOD cherakee, it EXISTS! and it's expensive! and it was only released in Germany! shite!

- colleen (07:48 p.m.)

Sunday, October 21, 2001

ok...you recall the dazzling outfit that we found cherakee decked out in when we surprised her at her house last night [Komplete With Cereal Bowl]? well, you would not believe the equally FrumpTastic ensemble i caught her in today, when i dropped off her artpaper. goodness gracious. kan i just say that burlap would be an improvement...

she must save her pizazz for schooldays....

and holy god amanda your mom is so kute. when i dropped off your art paper and explained that i must detach a kouple pieces and bring them over to cherakee, should kould NOT get her head around how stiff kanvas paper is, and how diffikult it is to get out of the pad. "it's just like wallpaper!" she exklaimed, and had me kome into the house and use the kitchen table [piled high with stuff and totally useless, i might add...] for leverage. heh....

- colleen (06:57 p.m.)

Friday, October 19, 2001

EMERGENCY; we have jsut been kicked out of crs.

- colleen (01:13 p.m.)

Friday, October 19, 2001

the math teacher just kame into CRS and hit on amanda. Ha. everyone loves amanda. she's so hot, staring vacantly into the heart of ehr imac

- colleen (01:00 p.m.)

Friday, October 19, 2001

Colleen's looking quite brazen sitting over there with her breats exposed so nonchalantly. I see you baby.

Lord. This room is funny. Sharon has a mental chipmunk laugh. And some of the computer nerds are having too much fun with Excel. Good-day.

- Amanda from CRS (12:52 p.m.)

Thursday, October 18, 2001

Um, ok. What has invaded our pita? I'm half thinking it's Cherakee....but crotchless pantease?

Have fun at the dance tonight, you guys. Next month I shall accompany ya'll.

- alex (03:43 p.m.)

Thursday, October 18, 2001

hey girlies..why don't you buy these for moi........ ahahahahahaahah SLUT CHILD IS BORN !!!!!!!! pussypussypussypussypussypussy

- child porn (03:33 p.m.)



nat wurt- sorry guys...i had to restrain myself....-h it fol- oops, slipped out again. -ks hehehehe

- Weiner Lunenburg Pudding Dog (03:13 p.m)

Thursday, October 18, 2001

ahahahahahahahahahah mcCREEDy eheheheheheheheheheheh colleen, how do you come up with these things? you kill me you kill me...

- sharaghki (03:13 p.m.)

Thursday, October 18, 2001

"i've got 30 seconds - name all your friends" - mr. smith.

man, you can really tell when i have crs. i also have the itchiest of wrists. but, amanda has no blood in her left arm. it's KRAZY!

- colleen (11:40 a.m.)

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

Hello, ghetto, let yo' brain breathe.

Dude. Poor Johnny has had a bad day. Tim Stewart stole is motherfucking jacket - which he got back, but the twerp still has his cellphone, car/house keys and wallet. His parents had to change the locks. Unbelievable. If I wasn't so weak from fasting [tomorrow morning blood/urine tests] I'd march on over to his house and beat the snot out of him. Well. No I wouldn't, because then I'd be no better. But STILL!

- Amanda (10:54 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

haha. mr. smith jsut announced that there IS some math involved here in CRS. poor amanda....there's no escaping it, is there luv?

- colleen (11:15 a.m.)

Wednesday, October 17, 2001

from where i sit here in CRS class i can see amanda checking here livejournal friends list.

DORK!

- colleen (11:07 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

Colleen, the colour was perfect. Damn that awful man that fucked your computer.

Yes, I'll admit it. My arm was grabbed. I was scared.

*sigh* I should really be doing some more visuals, but somehow I just can't bring myself to. Maybe I should look over my voc. words... maybe.

- alex (10:07 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

danke! much better. my computer's not shit. it was raped and you know it. it's a victim. and i don't know how to fix what was done to it. and yes, i'm sure it WAS nice ebfore, but if you [or...just me....] can't read the words it defeats the entire purpose! but it's a-ok now. shanks.

i hereby order a moratorium [holy god that's spelled wrong and i don't bloddy well care] on the word 'shit' it's been bounced around enough today. moses. makes me want to sew my anus shut. barf. jake stepped in it, did you hear? there were litle pieces of craplettes in the hall and jake stepped in one. and then we went into the yearbook room where he threw your muffin at me! and it crumbled in midair and looked like the very craplettes he had just stepped in. and there msut be some hiding in the stairwell. it was odorous on my way home.

the janitor's don't get paid enough. poor pete. he'll be extra kranky from now on.

haha. now rick is the oldest vj there. HAHA! i say leave it to bradford, ed, snuffie, nd i suppose nam is harmless, she can stay.

er...i have five musical selections over there. hope you don't mind kiddies.

- colleen (07:10 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

So, Sook-yin is gone. Fucking hell. I will miss her. I just thought, "oh she looks pretty today" and then she did this to me. What will we ever do without her now - Much Music just will not offer the same diversity. I don't care how HOT the new VJ is. Rick should have been the next one. Him or Amanda. Help us all.

- Amanda (04:59 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

How do I put this nicely? Colleen, your computer is shit. I can't believe the former colour scheme was hard on your eyeballs. It was a delight for me. But now it's a massacre.

Girls. Remind me, we don't like boys. Please keep that burned into my skull. JUST IN CASE I FORGET.

- Amanda (04:57 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

ok. look. something has to be done about these colours. my eyeballs hurt from the strain, and there is something seriously wrong when you have to highlight the text to read it everytime you come here. [ although it's not like anyone POSTS or anything.... ] i tried to change the shade of red, because i know that red + black can be done. and it seems like the left column is now visible, but the entries are not. ??? or maybe change it to white are something. it's driving me [and probably our 2 visitors] nuts.

and no one archived september's entries, did they?
and a warning to imac users. the image is save as a .html, so it will confuse your computer. i visited today in crs class, and my imac nearly blew a gasket while it tried to download the graphic that it was convinced was a .html file. i had to reboot the sucker.

i call dibs on next months layout. here's hoping my computer's colours are back to normal by then. or HEY! maybe i can make it at school, on the Stanley Donlon Graphic programs!?!?! rockin'!

er, alex i heard that there was excessive touching during your slideshow lessons. hehe. welcome to my world.

- colleen (03:56 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

Ooooh. Bad ass Leenie. Hope Mr. "I like to touch little girls" didn't see you.

- alex from home (11:49 a.m.)

Tuesday, October 16, 2001

hullo from crs!

- colleen (09:44 a.m.)

Saturday, October 13, 2001

er. lord all mighty, cherakee. not lord o mighty. so tellmewhatuwant...heh. grade 7? oi. our surprise at the lack of songwriting prowess the spice girls possessed. scene: cher and colleen, chubby cheeked and youthfully fresh sitting in colleen's kitchen, her old house: "it's so tellmeuwant?....not yo?....i like yo better....*retreats to colleen's room to play family feud on her ancient computer using dirty words as family names*"

"we were an easily pleased bunch, us children of the 80's." - sarah. did i mention that i love sarah mcseburn? i love her to mcpieces.

...and i DON't love robin ANYMORE! she keeps retreating! i don't HAVE an lj account! how can i put her on a friends list that i don't HAVE!??!

haha. stupid creed. "creedfest" was postponed. that's what they get for sucking so hard.

i marveled at the idiocy of the name 'creedfest' for a long while, until it became reasonable. i worked out the equation: unoriginal band = unoriginal name.

and cher, did it ever occur to you that they stole the middle syllable of a certain PJ band members last name and used it as their band name? hmmmm?

scott stapp. what a stupid fucking name.

i can't wait for them to cancel their first show due to "illness" so i can finally use my "Stapp Throat" remark that i've been savouring for at least 2 years. c'mon damn you! get sick!

oh right and i also don't like pamela anymore, because sloan weren't on my tv set today. FROWN.

haha. i wrote bbr, instead of br. nothing like a little black box recorder, instead of a line break. immediately i began to sing 'french rock n' roll'...or at least just the jarvis cockery part. cockery. brand new word.

moses. you can tell it's dailynote time when.... long ranty unintelligible posts, whilst searching for porn in another browser to take pictures of with a polaroid. i like porn. three cheers for porn. 4 cheers for my polaroid.

- leenie (10:35 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

lord o mighty, this computer is moving at a speed which is not quite up to my standards...yes, uno o clock. i'll be looking just RAVISHING tomorrow morning. im almost finished one concentration. im quite satisfied. (can you believe it??) i think i'm going to call it "the circles of life" ahahah the head of a sperm, the egg, fetus, woman's belly - all these things are circle like........er..its another mixed media, but i can't work with just one thing. i love discovering new things to use.......and play with. hm..its funny, because nobody else is probably up, yet here i am, rambling away as usual...guys??.....guys!....... "nat wurth it..nat wurth it, folks.." -A. Stockdale

- cherk (11:51 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

The chick in the pic is Sarah Michelle Gellar. So I guess the layout's liveable then?

Babysitting 'til 1 am! Cher, the money must be good.

And Colleen, we're getting 104 boxes tomorrow or Friday. 104. Can I scream now?

- alex (10:46 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

I'm super glad that Stockdale wants to go driving with Michael. Really. That's great.

The development was a shit. My camera is too good for this numbskull. My film was a dud. I got a new roll. Poor, unfortunate Nick.

Yes, I DID capitalize Under the Pink. I can be OCD about SOME things, can I not? Hel-LO. Ask Cherakee what time of day she washes her face. Ask her. 9:03:02 pm ON THE FUCKING DOT.

Cher: I finished a concentration toniteee. I drive with Horace after school, but I think I can finish one by Friday. Tell me you're still going to the super-orgasmic Mustang game tomorrow night?

- Amanda (10:41 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

nat wurth it..nat wurth it, folks

- krehc (09:16 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

uuuhh...whose the chick in the layout?? im here until 1:00 am. yyeeeaahh!!! i wonder how the fuck im going to come up with two concentrations by friday...........hm ill send SOME shit in.somebody tell me how the developing went? my creativity is really being a big son of a bitch tonight.... :)

- cherk (09:11 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

p.s. it may be fixed but it's still....pretty hard on the old eyeballs, and as i've amply illustrated in my last post, my poor sockets are getting enough workout as is.

suggestion: turn the background of the drop menu red, and put the text black. so it is readable.

- colleen (09:11 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

you stinkin' cochon! you capitalised under the pink, didn't you? INSANITY! INSANITY I SAY.

ok. who is insaner? amanda, because Everything Must Be Capitalised, or colleen, because capitalization hetero-izes the viewing, if i liked mountains then i would climb them. but i don't. so i don't put them in my writing. that effort to raise the eyeballs, you know...it just does me in. we can't all have gigantic eyeballs comme amanda...i imagine it's not a problem for her. hence the capitalization.

the end.

- colleen (09:01 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

Dude. I think I fixed it. Changed the quote - the goddess that she is. Ahem. So, I guess I'll mosey on over to Leen's now. Finish up four more pictures, before I develope them.

I will always spell it 'develope'.

- Amanda (05:08 p.m.)

Wednesday, October 10, 2001

i lvoe this place. what an excellent way to promote an album. and the facts are mostly british, therefore the facts are mostly FANTASTICAL! i submitted a fact about pheromones about a zillion years ago and i've been sitting here for a bloody eternity waiting for it to pop up. click 'black box recorder' at the top for a partial list of the submitted facts. submit your own. and then love black box recorder and their beautiful british pessimism.

amanda likes to clog toilets. and then plunge them out again.

- colleen, posting even if no one can see it... (04:37 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 9, 2001

Here it is. It's kind of crappy. But this is it. Of course, Amanda's going to fix my little problem - the new font colour only shows up for the latest entry. Yes I know. I'm still the html newbie. Shuddup.

- alex (09:46 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 9, 2001

Oh my christ Alex. This is unforgivable.

- Amanda (09:29 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 9, 2001

Okay. Please bear with me. I was just trying something. It'll be fixed. I promise.

- alex (08:28 p.m.)

Tuesday, October 9, 2001

buy this for me right now please someone?

- cherakee [colleen assumes] (03:46 p.m.)

Monday, October 8, 2001

Mine aren't broken. They were pretty eager to start pumping this time.

Hey Alex. If you don't change this god-awful layout soon, I will.

- Amanda (08:49 p.m.)

Monday, October 8, 2001

OK. what hath cherakee wrought? sigh. cherakee isn't allowed to post here, ANYMORE. she has broken our ovaries!

this is colleen. that was colleen too /

wow, crappy arrow.

- (08:30 p.m.)

Monday, October 8, 2001

i have never heard cherakee use the word 'shitcakes' before in my LIFE! come to think of it, have i ever even heard her say shit? heavens to betsay!

- (08:26 p.m.)

Thursday, October 4, 2001

shitcakes.....they don't have it.

im going to go away now..ive taken up enough of your space in a very short amount of time..

- and again (03:51 p.m.)

Thursday, October 4, 2001

go here.......... ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the beauty of it all. eeheehhhe now im going to try and find this cover on ebay..............yeah, like i have the money anyway.....

- me again (03:47 p.m.)

Thursday, October 4, 2001

i don't know what to wear to the dance tonight. my feet are sore. my arms are sore. I'm very tired. How will i ever dance? Next week is hell. i can barely stand. i have to unload the dishwasher. Must tidy up room........

but i just saw a very hot picture of Eddie...........can't remember seeing it....... ehheheeh

- Cher? (03:39 p.m.)

Monday, October 1, 2001

sure thing alex... AMANDA: alex is perfectly capable to create something online.

haha...and i just remembered like two more things that i have of amanda's. whoopsies. he he. but i shall not name them for fear of amanda remembering them and requesting that they be returned. but she paid me! that's a start!

if penny calls me 'featherby' for the rest of the year i shall....do ...something. perhaps i will show my complete and utter disrespect for him and call him FRANK. ha! he'll be hurtin' then, alright!

ok maybe he won't. but i suck at revenge. help?

- colleen (12:38 p.m.)

Sunday, September 30, 2001

Hey hey hey. Colleen please tell Amanda that I am perfectly capable to create something online. I may need a little help with this. Though.....hmmm. We'll see. I have a good picture. Now I just have to reteach myself.

- alex (12:15 a.m.)

Saturday, September 29, 2001

oh my god! rufus stole our video! rufus you bastid! you'll be hearing from one trick pony's lawyers....

- colleen (12:02 a.m.)

Friday, September 28, 2001

i didn't say it was gorgeous, i said i could READ_IT. because suddenly the page was totally in 'small font'. i couldn't read what our very own alex wrote.

ARG. must there be someone crying in the back room EVERY shift? lordy alex. jen and joel broke up. poor jen.

er. did no one stop by for tea, crumpets and free gently used magazines? or am i about to go in my room and find you all in there, flipping pages and going through my drawers?

- colleen (09:35 p.m.)

Friday, September 28, 2001

This font is fucking hideous.

Let it be known that the Neil Young CD was not needed as I have a copy of my own (and yes, I have Stories... as well!). Plus, all those CDs weren't really borrowed as CDs usually are borrowed. They were donated temporarily to me as I made the wartime-mix. So there. Pick your items up at the door, Ms. Tin-Chest.

Alex said she might want to re-vamp Pheromones and I said, 'do you have a graphic editor?' and then she said 'kinda'. I think we should all be very afraid in the upcoming days.

- Amanda (02:03 p.m.)

Friday, September 28, 2001

been fucking with the font. sorry if it offends. but i couldn't read the font this morning. did someone change it?

jah, gretel may not have very many problems, but i don't think you can say thigns to her. she made it sound like SHE told sheri all the stuff jayne was saying. sheri left a note to jayne in the organizer that said call her saturday if she's in town re: the positions "and remember, no secrets..." oi. jsut when you thought it was safe to come out of the bunker...

and amanda of ticklish spinal cord, i remembered like TWELVE other things that you have of mine! you have my smiths cd, my neil young cd...[and er..any other cd i lent you for the war mixtape], my flower, robin's mixtape AND you owe me $10 wench. muha. oh, and can i borrow your magnificent war mixtape madame? it never got to be played...la sniff.

- colleen (01:53 p.m.)

Thursday, September 27, 2001

I never tell Jayne anything. It's like being a witness in court. Yes or no answers. Explain if necessary. Agree to make her happy 'cause if you don't it won't be a fun shift. There's so many problems. They're all so fucked up. You, me and Gretal have like the least problems. Did you know that Gretal's boyfriend's 20 and doesn't have his license?

Ugh. I have to go to sleep.

- alex (11:52 p.m.)

Thursday, September 27, 2001

amanda...it smells like you down my shirt. like...how? does even your lipchap bear eau d'amanda? moses.

ok. i think i've figured out why our skit wasn't as funny as last year's. it was not performance based at all, it was line based. like we had a couple funny lines in last year's and all...but it was mostly our exagerated caricature of the teachers delivering the lines that was so funny. i think that's why i don't like having the script. the script makes things wooden. because then you're reading, not performing. i mean hello, the teachers should not have been better than us. i'm not saying they were, but they were only a small step down. i didn't feel like i was being as 'featherby' as last year. i don't feel like i had an opportunity to be. we were too busy following line by line and then REACTING. arg. i hate scripts. i really do.

oh...and alex. never say anything to ANYONE at work again. as i was leaving school today, lisa was in the playground and we were talking and one of the first things she said to me was "so i hear you're unhappy down there." i was like "how does she know?" and she said she'd been talking to jayne. i think i said something to jayne on saturday about finding it hard to sell stuff for a company i'm starting to really despise since the beginning of the month and stuff and the way i was treated and other people as well, and i was feeling disenchanted, and jaded because jen wouldn't get the job she deserved. and well...anything jayne says is reported to sheri [and i think it was gretel. cos i got the impression she was the one who told sheri about jayne being unhappy.] and if sheri gets mad at people and they stop being shift leader...well...hmmm. i dunno. it looks like a bad scene. i trust you and you only. and lisa was telling me that i should try au coton for a job or reitmans. she said she'd be a reference and tell them good things about me. erg. this is too confusing. i don't want to get caught up in a war. eek.

- (03:20 p.m.)

Monday, September 24, 2001

Jesus Colleen. I just woke up - let me try to make sense of all this. Today when we were all talking to Alex about the trip, I said something like, "Well, if we're not going to Greece, then I won't go." - Not taking into a account that any other trip could probably be much more inexpensive. I think Toronto or Quebec could be really fun, although nothing would compare to a day in Oxford. How could we ever sleep the night before? Oh sweet mother. I'd probably be able to manage a trip, either way. But I've been counting on Greece since I was a wee lass.

- Amanda (05:16 p.m.)

Monday, September 24, 2001

ok...i'm back. i've visited EF's website and found 2 AWESOME CDN tours that we can take [and for a fucking FRACTION of what we would have paid/will be paying for Italy and Greece] and 1 tour of the UK that i would risk life and limb tot ake...i would fly through fucking hailstorm to go to...
-UK OMG A DAY FOR OXFORD AMANDA! AND SCOTLAND! MOFO! still less money then the grece/italy trip but only by like a hundred bucks. but...stonehenge! the thames! picadilly circus! a stratford theatre performance! gothic cathedrals and big ben!

ok...but realisitically:
bonjour quebec. program fee is not even a thousand. it's only 6 days...but it's quebec and montreal and it would be a great trip. but not as great as:
- CDN. heritage tour. a NINE DAY tour of quebec city, montreal, ottawa and TORONTO! isn't that just everyhwere you'd want to go?!?!?! the program fee is $1255, and apparently includes 7% gst. it works out to: 2-3 days in QC, 2 in Montreal, 1 in Ottawa and 2 in T.O.

colleen loves the fact that these 2 canadian tours [actually the only 2 canadian tours EF offers...no west coast...] are both less money then the money she's already sent to EF. i sent them $1300 already and i have something like $400-500 in my trip account still. how much did you send again, amanda?

- colleen (04:27 p.m.)

Monday, September 24, 2001

ok alex...turn on icq and get the recipe. there's no telling how long i can leave the computer on before my dad comes along and shuts it off.

my math book is locked in the yearbook room. i was supposed to come back afterschool and give missie back her wig. and...i stopped in to ask pennyloafers a question, and came back 5 minutes later and no one was in the yearbook room. good thing for spares right before math class.

so...last class [cdn. studies. heh. i laugh that mr. lecain found out the global history moniker..and ENJOYED it. and then countered with one of his OWN. oh lecain. we love thee.] jake had to interview him [for his article that was due in 20 minutes...oh jakus...] about the europe trip. i took the opportunity to pump lecain for information. he said that it's up to the school board to decide, and if they say no, then it applies to the entire district. many trips have already been cancelled...and like the entirety of alberta's were cancelled. or something. and if the trip is cancelled before november somethingth, then we get all our money back minus $125...and after that date it builds. lecain also said that it would be good if EF would replace it with another trip. if we were to take another trip, it would be most likely domestic, or just somewhere that we can travel by bus/train. we wouldn't be flying. and jake and i are like tingletingle! because HELLO! quebec city?!! montreal?!! TORONTO?!?!?! i would be excited to go to either q.c. and/or montreal [cos logic says that well...replace two cities with another two cities...] but MOSES, TORONTO? WITH YOU GUYS? that would be fanfuckingtastic! and it wouldn't cost so damn much! i want to go to toronto with my friends so desperately, cos then i could show you guys places. cos i've told you so much about toronto, and i'd like to share some of these things with you guys! i just told my mom and dad all this and my dad was like "but you can go toronto with your friends anytime..." and i was like "WHAT? i can? are you uh...offering?" isn't this exciting the trip may be cancelled! yay! i am so unbelieveably excited at the prospect of not going...and then also at the prospect of money being RETURNED...and then that's not even considering a replacement trip inside our own wonderful borders. i'm going to go surf ef.com and see what packages they have for canadaian cities. EEE!

and uhh...my fellow pheromones posters? look alive show a leg!

- colleen (03:48 p.m.)

Sunday, September 23, 2001

ok boys and girls...raise yer hands if you liked LOVED blow!

wh?
-johnny depp rocked AND rolled...good acting + foxiness = johnny depp's performance in blow
-beautiful filming techniques courtesy of ted demme. the asthetic of the movie was pure VINTAGE, and he captured it so ACCURATELY! each decade looked like it was filmed using a kamera of said decade.
-dee muzak. espeically when people walk to the beat of the muzak w/ their hair flopping. neow.
-franka potente, german actress extrordinaire pulled off a california VALLEY GIRL...i love franka. her part was more important than penelope's. i wish barbie hadn't died. i bet george wouldn't have gotten in as much trouble.
-the clothes and hairstyles. poodle rockin'!

- colleen (02:43 p.m.)

Friday, September 21, 2001

YAHOO!

i heart alex rogers and her sales. my sales wanna hook up with her sales and have really cute expensive children.

- colleen (11:11 p.m.)

Thursday, September 20, 2001

I FINALLY got a Yahoo sale! $206.93!!!

- alex (09:49 p.m.)

Monday, September 17, 2001

I know. And if I do insult my ovaries, I bet they'll never work again. Which, in effect, will but a damper on any plans you have for you and your ovaries. Sorry, man. Although, Alex and Cherakee have punctual pheromones. They're 'nsync with each other.

Bye Bye Bye

- Amanda (11:02 p.m.)

Monday, September 17, 2001

hey now! an attack against your ovaries is an attack against all of our ovaries! pheromones are like the NATO of the female reproductive system!

- colleen (10:53 p.m.)

Monday, September 17, 2001

Doctor's appointment tomorrow. I bet she'll say my pheromones are all fucked up.

Sparknotes, we love thee.

- Amanda (10:52 p.m.)

Wednesday, September 12, 2001

I'd like to announce to everyone that my boyfriend is 28 % gay. That's below average thankyouverymuch.

You know, sometimes I just really hate people. The whole human race. The people that laugh in the wake of tragedy, and those who can't seem to care enough, people only interested in the grusome (sp?) details. Fuck. I cried last night. I went outside to look at the beautiful sunset, came back inside, went to my room and just cried.

- alex (05:39 p.m.)

Tuesday, September 11, 2001

You know, you spelled my name wrong over there.

- Amanda (10:23 p.m.)

Monday, September 10, 2001

where are all these nu names coming from?

- leen (05:37 p.m.)

Sunday, September 9, 2001

Gangsta Name : Green Egg Hob-nobba
Porn Name : Barbie Cream
Taxi Driver Name : Jamarámalammadingdong Baker
Pet Name : Camel Anus
Glam Rock Name : Diamond Freak
Hobbit Name : Esmerelda Moss of Lake-By-Downs

Ok, I kind of like my last two. Ugh, so I finally finished my D.N. cover. I took Amanda's advice and painted. Well let's just say that I am not a painter at heart. I can't draw. Nothing. It seems like it turned out like a college of colours. Oh well. It's done. I'm not changing it. I can't now. It's my experiment gone horribly, horribly wrong. Argh. I'm starting to hate it.

- alex (10:22 p.m.)

Sunday, September 9, 2001

Gangsta Name : Tree Trunk Retardo
Porn Name : Jenna Strokum
Taxi Driver Name : Phzhzmxtl Davis
Pet Name : Hopeless Melons
Glam Rock Name : Glitter Toy
Hobbit Name : Rosie-Posie Knotwise of Whitfurrows


- Amanda (11:37 a.m.)

Sunday, September 9, 2001

I'm confused. When are those 30 vocabulary words due? And when do we swap with our partners?

- Amanda (12:56 a.m.)

Saturday, September 8, 2001

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAG!!!!!!!!!!!! i'm only 27% gay AHAHAHA!!! i'm below average bargbargbarg!! i'm not let down because i know i'm more gay than jake eheeehehehe (if he is at all) ahahaha this REALLY makes me laugh................. hm...i'm suprised they also didn't tell me that i was to young to take this test.....haha

- cherkee (05:25 p.m.)

Wednesday, September 5, 2001

hmmm...but the fact remains: i am the gayest one of all! muhahaha.

mean people are...mean.
in this life you will meet fuckers.

today i met two...

ahhh... and sneezing and hiccuping simultaneously is a good way to die. cheque, please....

- colleen with the hairy legs (11:16 p.m.)

Wednesday, September 5, 2001

ok, so I went and took the test again. I changed some of my iffy answers and it seems that now I'm only 30% gay. There you go. I was a fake almost kinda lesbian.

Amanda, your mixtape will hopefully be finished tonight.

Oh and it seems that the world we live in is very fucked up. Gah, sometimes I really hate people.

- alex (07:35 p.m.)

Wednesday, September 5, 2001

Y'know, I could have taken the test wrong. Maybe I lost points on the inkblot test. Damn it, Alex, I am much gayer than you.

I'm thinking about ways to get sick really fast. Anything to get out of going to school tomorrow. 10 minutes with Penny was enough for the year.

- Amanda (03:18 p.m.)

Wednesday, September 5, 2001

ok...so i've been thinking about this...but 44% gay: round up children, and i'm bisexual...jah. now you think about that one yourself...

wow. i thought amanda was gayer than alex by miles. hmmm....life is funny that way.

- colleen (02:35 p.m.)

Tuesday, September 4, 2001

Hey Alex and Cherakee - weren't we supposed to be an ALLIANCE of some sort. You know, to prevent Colleen from winning or something? Whatever. Thanks for bailing on me guys. I think I did ok. Considering what I was up against.

Yay. I'm 33% gay! That's still more gay than most people. Rock on. Lesbian Plaid Love-Bed Festival here we come. But you know, I could have sworn that I was gayer than Alex. I am mildly saddened by this.

Colleen - thanks for the invisible Tylenol. Har.

- Amanda (12:20 a.m.)

Tuesday, September 4, 2001

oh LORD...i am 44% gay. only 10% of the population are gayer than me!

well...i AM co owner of the plaid lesbian lvoe bed afterall...this WAS to be expected....

- colleen the big bad lesbo (12:06 a.m.)

Monday, September 3, 2001

FOR THER RECORD, I WON THE GAME. I WON, I WON, I WON. AND I TOOK DOWN ALEX FIRST WHOM I CONSIDERED TO BE MY BIGGEST OPPONENT. WAIT A SECOND, CAN YOU REPAT THAT? I WON'T WIN, WILL I AMANDA? H M M M M M MMMMM? ha.

my ovaries are superior to all your ovaries. hmph.

- colleen, canuck monopoly QUEEN (11:49 p.m.)

Monday, September 3, 2001

I am 34% gay apparently. And TheSpark.com also says that "that's gayer than average for someone of your gender and supposed orientation. The typical straight female is only 32% gay!" Yay me? The Spark rules.

- alex (11:27 p.m.)

Monday, September 3, 2001

scusi? if i do not win i will be a close second.

- leen (06:38 p.m.)

Monday, September 3, 2001

I just went driving with Horace. What a talkative man when he gets going! He told me all about his teaching career [he taught my mom 8th grade Math!] and I am apparently doing a good job driving. I only almost ran over one pedestrian!

Jah. Monopoloy tonight sounds good. I can even drive myself down. Or walk. Depending on my parents and their motorcars. Dear Colleen. You will not win. So there. I have lots of money and three railroads. Alex will win.

[ ps. I'm halfway through The Great Gatsby. Turns out only the first 30 pages were rotten. Now I love, yes. ]

- Amanda (04:09 p.m.)

Monday, September 3, 2001

I would just like to inform everyone that I am on page 61 of Heart Of Darkness. And I must admit that once you get into it, it's an interesting story. Okay, I lied. It's boring with the possiblity of being interesting. Gah.

I believe I am free tonight, girls. I know how Colleen's just dying to kick our asses at Monopoly. We shall see.

LOL! I just saw Ewan McGregor dressed up as Minnie Mouse.

- alex (03:24 p.m.)

Friday, August 31, 2001

bye amanda, have fun. basil is in good hands.

ok miz alex i did not NOT tell you what i watch at 4 AM...i just didn't mention it. it didn't seem important. but OBVIOUSLY it IS TO Y O U....

if cherakee did not get that grey dress she will be found bloodied and BEATEN in a le chateau dressing room, signs of foul play EVERYWHERE.....

i stuck up the archive link. because i wanted to. because alex said she posted and i had not had an opportunity to read the post before it was ravaged from our index. and i figured maybe not everyone did.

- leenie (07:02 p.m.)

Friday, August 31, 2001

I am about to leave for my driving lesson with Horace, and then right away to Halifax until sometime on Sunday. Goodluck with Basil, Alex. He's sleepee today.

- Amanda (02:45 p.m.)

Friday, August 31, 2001

I changed the layout while watching Ricki Lake. Hope it's ok. My ovaries are a little tired this morning, probably because they aren't used to all this work. Many thanks to your pheromones, Colleen.

- Amanda (12:48 p.m.)